On the other hand, way to crap on your own kid. In the very strictest sense, you can see what she's saying because, as an autistic child who apparently doesn't have the greatest personality, maybe she wasn't deserving of it.

To start, Tahnee's mom pitched a royal fit upon hearing the prize her daughter had won because her daughter apparently just has a half loaf of shit for personality.

Nothing that happens now will be right, but the story will keep coming. Right here, right at this perfect moment, is where everything is wrong. Tahnee suffers from autism and managed to win Miss Personality at the pageant. This is the story about how an autistic girl won a Miss Personality prize.įilling my Australia quota for this article is Tahnee Myles, whose mother entered her in a Melbourne beauty pageant. This is arguably one of the best ones ever. There are some comedians who are so adept at making fun that they can do this frequently, and less frequent are the times when the world itself conspires to make something so hilarious happen that I wish I had been the creator of those circumstances. Something so perfectly funny that I am envious of how it came into existence. Remember when he buys her that necklace and he closes the box as she reaches for it and she busts out in boisterous laughter? That necklace was a gift for anal.Įvery so often, as someone whose great aspirations in life amount to making the largest number of people possible laugh, I come across a joke that I wish was mine. In this case, a 3-year-old girl featured on an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras & Terrible, Brain Dead Fuckstick Parents was released on stage to a cheering crowd of like-minded mouth breathers as she danced to the song ' Pretty Woman' dressed just like the pretty woman herself, Julia Roberts, as seen in the movie of the same name in which she played someone who polished Richard Gere's ball sack in exchange for nice dinners and some flash money. But dressing a child up like a prostitute is a whole different ballgame (the game is called Mom's a Dipshit). Now, let me say right off, I do not condemn prostitution it's probably one of the most honest business transactions in the world. As a people, we have decided that we don't want children to be exposed to certain things - bullies, the Saw movie franchise, the music of 2 Live Crew, and maybe dressing up like an honest-to-goodness, $20 for a blow job prostitute.

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